Monday, June 18, 2007

Little Helpful Tips To MANkind

Gentlemen,

Obviously there is/are a reason(s) that I'm posting this now. It is current and it is a collection and it would serve you well to read it, print it and refer to it often if your mother/father/sister have not beat you sensless about it already.

#1 Open the damn car door for her. If anyone has done it before you, you are being judged already.

#2 Need to stop for a beverage? Ask if she would like one too. This step will only set you back a couple of bucks if she says "yes" and if you don't...just see #1.

#3 Don't leave the restaurant (and wait by the car) while she's in the loo. You're obviously hanging around too many guys......see #1.

#4 Use the cute buttons on the phone. If you have her number - she's waiting to hear your voice and about your day.

#5 Take the trash out anyway. She'll adore you for it.

#6 If you like her - don't risk the fact that someone else might have found this list - use it or lose it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

#7: When at the restaurant, SHE orders first... period.

#8: Shut up and listen for a change. You'ld be surprised how interesting things can get once she has opened up.

#9: Compliment hair, eyes and shoes (not necessarily in that order)... This means, of course, you must NOTICE her hair, eyes and shoes.

#10: Make her a (the) priority. This means being prepared to miss draft day, turn off the TV at halftime, and read subtitles. And don't you dare keep score on this, because I can guarantee you that looking at the scoreboard is a red card.

Teri said...

And one of my very best friends had the GREAT sense to marry THIS MAN.

Way to go! I love you both!