New Word - Assticulate

A friend was typing an IM last night and was saying someone was articulate (Mr D). Her kitties were helping her type and it came out as "asticulate". To which I responded......NEW WORD - ASSTICULATE (verb) ....an attempt at making a valid point while pulling the WAG (wild ass guess) out of one's ass.

It won't qualify for The Washington Post's Annual Neologism Contest because I changed more than one letter. But it will provide humor for years to come for anyone dropping onto my site.