My Valentine Monologue - v2

Terms of Endearment

Mom - I wear this one proudly. I birthed two and five claim me. I'm honored and privileged to be so loved.

My current favorite is Butthead - SweetStuff and I used (and still use) it to indicate the threshold of acceptability has been hit. It saves us from using the word asshole and bitch - truly.

My next favorite is the one we girls use to protect our interests in regards to men - Rat Bastard. When this is used it means "the guy" has screwed up. Sometimes they don't know they screwed up - but none the less in the eyes of the girls club - they did.

Sweetie - Only a handful of people have (or can or do) use this as my moniker.

Tear Bear - One

T - One