SpamoMeter

I have to cruise my work spam before I delete it, because occassionally something real gets trapped in there. Out of the 1800+ that I blasted today, some really funny subject lines stood out:

Nominated for an MBA - oh reeeaaally? And well, then, goody goody for me.
10 things to tell a naked woman - I knew these things, but I didn't know it had gone public or would that be "pubic"?
Add 4" to your penis - If I don't have one, will it give me one?
Don't spend nights with your left hand - Trust me, I don't.
Great male machine is your great luck - I couldn't have said it better myself.