Tater Time

Once one becomes famous (I'm taking 20 minutes this time), people just want to ride your coat-tails. Such is the story of Tater.

Tater is a much sought after bachelor ad executive, whom after this post, will probably be inundated with fan mail and propositions. He's so special, in fact, his social security number carries 10 digits instead of the normal nine.

I'm choosing not to disclose the other juicy details I have been entrusted with. And the details of my finder's fee will remain confidential.